ben-c:

jimzuccofromit:

ben-c:

jimzuccofromit text me back u fuckign nerd

I stayed up until six, I need a few hours of sleep at least.

ummmm not while im awake u don’t

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

dustybeardlifeguard:

Current mood: Light Yagami’s father in the background

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uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

rusr:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

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assiest:

you can’t spell thug without hug

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anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

starllex:

He looks so genuinely upset

starllex:

He looks so genuinely upset

stability:

you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

marauders4evr:

asyouaredrivingmehome:

Do you ever wonder how Hogwarts would travel to another school for the Triwizard Tournament cause I think about it all the time

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tentakewl:

when your family makes fun of something you’re passionate about and then claim they were ‘just teasing’ image

darthxinvader:

becausebirds:

Meet Sable, the 1 in 100,000 melanic (oppsite of albino) Barn Owl that wasn’t rejected by its mother for its unique dark coloring.

Oh my god

darthxinvader:

becausebirds:

Meet Sable, the 1 in 100,000 melanic (oppsite of albino) Barn Owl that wasn’t rejected by its mother for its unique dark coloring.

Oh my god

wreckedblog:

how many times do i have to reblog you before you notice i wanna talk to you