Oof

idkpleasekillme:

it’s a wild ride having “please don’t leave me” and “it’s your loss if you do” daddy issues with “please don’t yell at me ill cry” and “fuck around find out” mommy issues

acrypticmuse:

Professionalism sucks I wanna put “😭😭” in my emails.

terminaldumbbitchdisease:

The *audacity* of Izzy to just list out numbers and wait for other people to do the math. Truly no one is doing it like her.

sideordered:

Unironically I think we need just a more powerful DS again. Dual screens fuck. The amount of creativity and interactivity and cool UI that went into DS games is literally unmatched and like those things were tough as fuck too. Please hear my wish. I get that the switch is technically handheld and thus portable but also no it is not that thang is so delicate and lacks the sophistication of just being able to shut it at a moments notice to pause everything without having to hit a pause menu. Does anyone hear me. Hello. Pokémon ranger.

what-even-is-thiss:

airborneranger63:

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face

bigfuckinghat:

suzyiz:

Ally demanding “Where has this bitch been in initiative??” when Brennan mentions Muffet has been with them in the inn the whole time frequently pops in my brain and I wish I could say it in common company

hellshee:

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

onconstellationstreetmp3:

velocirapity64:

velocirapity64:

my google maps isnt working

go straight

turn left

turn right

See Results

im headed to california btw if that helps

not much just chillin haha wbu

sammnelath:

someone has probably already pointed this out but…

The number of dan fucks’s file is perfect: no. 80085-69

unhauntng:

i think we need to consider the theory that murph is cursed by the dice gods so badly because he got to marry emily axford and the universe had to balance the scales

pawpunkao3:

Pants: changed

Blueprints: stolen

Ice skating date: scheduled

I am forcibly removed to witness protection

psicore:

dont wanna say i called it again but also i called it

homunculus-argument:

If your child is born a clown, you’ve got to let them clown. You can’t un-clown a child by prohibiting them from doing clown shit. You’ve just raised a clown that doesn’t do anything.